Chum can easily sell that aspect to Rick
Brawl Legal Vintage Legal Timeless Legal Commander Legal Pauper Not Legal Oathbreaker Legal Penny Legal Hanweir, the Writhing Township Legendary Creature Eldrazi Ooze Trample, haste Whenever Hanweir attacks, create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens that are tapped and attacking
Land Spirit Tapu Bulu Plant/Effect/EARTH/Level 6 ATK 2100/DEF 2300 You can only control 1 face-up "Land Spirit Tapu Bulu"
You pick which Vanguard card you want to use in a match, with each one coming with unique modifications to rules such as increasing or reducing your maximum hand size, or granting you additional life when the game starts
Especially since status effects like poison and burn can quickly deplete your Pokemon's health, or when facing annoying attacks that deal damage to your Bench, this ability proves to be very useful
The bottom line is that Captain Sisay is a very powerful Magic card and very well could see play in Historic, but I tend to be nervous about expensive creatures that need to untap to do anything